Category Archive: Derp Posts

Aug 21

Derpina needs a job.

Cover Letter

So in today’s economy, when you’re job hunting, you need to make sure you present yourself in the best possible way. So my wife gave her two week notice to the company she works for and has been tasked with finding a proper replacement when she leaves. I’ve decided to protect the identity of one …

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Aug 12

I derp’d on Google+

googleplusderp

So this evening when I was browsing around, reading all of the wonder posts on Google+. I hit the notification square to see what someone had commented on. While moving my hand back to the keyboard, I happened to hit one of the arrow keys while in the notification drop down. DERP! Oh how tricky …

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Jan 17

Can’t get it up…..

Stutterer

So I work for a software company that at times has some large scale updates to our software at many different offsite locations. So before we perform any sort of upgrade, we must contact the client to let them know that people must not be using our software until I give them a call and …

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Jan 17

11% of the time…. It works everytime!

50/89 USB

It’s sad really. The number of times I have the cable turned around and I try to put it in. Only to be met with an abrupt stop. Then I spin it around, and sometimes I don’t even have it lined up right to put it in the right way. USB! You’re so wonderful, why …

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Jan 16

ISP wireless derp.

Do you have to get a ISP for your laptop if you already have a wireless router _2012-01-16_11-48-21

Think about it. I shouldn’t even have to tackle this one. Maybe I’m just being picky.  

Jan 05

Alvin… Simon… EDWARD?!?!

chipwrecked

The fun filledĀ glutinousĀ chipmunk from the fuzzy trio “The Chipmunks” has been replaced with their new friend, What would make a man dare to attempt this? Cocaine and SEX. Mr. Brown was told by a woman that if he sat in the front row of the theatre during the screening in the buff, she would give …

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Jan 05

The Million Dollar Derp

$1m DERP

So we’re getting into the new year with some pretty good stuff. Ok, so we’re a little slow in ramping up at the moment. But we’re working on it. So I’m digging up this Derp from the crazy state of North Carolina. This DerpTastic man named Michael Fuller decided he would go with his instinct …

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Dec 30

GoDaddy! Derp.

So this holiday has been a bit tough on GoDaddy. One of the most popular domain registrars in the world was outed as a supporter for the SOPA bill. If you don’t know what that is, read more here: SOPA BILL. After the discovery was announced over the media, a massive uprising against GoDaddy began. …

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Dec 23

Same ol same ol.

You all know the routine. [Insert Person here] has a question about [insert electronic device here] and you are the only person they would automatically go to for help. Or how bout those “friends” that only contact you when they need computer assistance. I had a neighbor in Houston back in 2007. He was a …

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Dec 23

The Noisy “Modum”

I work for a tech support company subcontracted by major ISPs, and one of my jobs is talking to people about their DSL connection. Just recently, I had a call that just made me laugh. Me: “Thank you for calling—” Derp: “Yeah, listen, my modum is real noisy and I don’t see anything on the …

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