Category Archive: Basic Humor

Aug 21

Derpina needs a job.

Cover Letter

So in today’s economy, when you’re job hunting, you need to make sure you present yourself in the best possible way. So my wife gave her two week notice to the company she works for and has been tasked with finding a proper replacement when she leaves. I’ve decided to protect the identity of one …

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Aug 12

Shut up!

Taken Laughing

(This may contain some small spoilers if you haven’t seen The Avengers) Tonight’s RaleighWood trip started out like any other RaleighWood trip, except we left earlier because it was the first showing of The Avengers for the small yet quaint theatre. My father hadn’t seen the movie yet so I figured it would be a good time …

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Jun 06

Samsung Galaxy Note, too much?

galaxy-note-demo

These days, the general saying has been “Bigger is better.” But is it really? Phones have gone back and forth with their sizes for years. I remember watching Saved by the Bell with Zack Morris and his massive Motorola Dynatac 8000X  as seen on the right. I’m hereby labeling the Galaxy Note a “Zack Morris Phone.” …

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Jan 19

I’m bringin’ Geeky back!

GEEK IS THE NEW SEXY

So all through the 80′s and 90′s, anyone part of the IT industry was labeled as a nerd or a geek. These terms were once deemed as hurtful and unnecessary. IT professionals often didn’t want to try to explain what they do as people typically would reply with a quick “Oh so you’re a computer …

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Jan 19

SOPA creator did a derp.

So if you haven’t heard about SOPA, then you must be living under a rock. If you have, then this article will make sense. SOPA creator Lamar Smith was caught in his own unlawful act that would go against his own bill that he’s trying to pass. His personal campaign website had a picture that …

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Jan 17

Can’t get it up…..

Stutterer

So I work for a software company that at times has some large scale updates to our software at many different offsite locations. So before we perform any sort of upgrade, we must contact the client to let them know that people must not be using our software until I give them a call and …

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Jan 17

11% of the time…. It works everytime!

50/89 USB

It’s sad really. The number of times I have the cable turned around and I try to put it in. Only to be met with an abrupt stop. Then I spin it around, and sometimes I don’t even have it lined up right to put it in the right way. USB! You’re so wonderful, why …

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Jan 11

Doggy Style Derp

You know when you’re laying it in hard on some bitch and while you’re trying to get your groove on, her tail keeps getting in the way?… You probably don’t know because you’re not this sick douchebag. Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr. of Linden North Carolina is being charged with “Crimes against Nature” which is a …

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Jan 05

The Million Dollar Derp

$1m DERP

So we’re getting into the new year with some pretty good stuff. Ok, so we’re a little slow in ramping up at the moment. But we’re working on it. So I’m digging up this Derp from the crazy state of North Carolina. This DerpTastic man named Michael Fuller decided he would go with his instinct …

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Dec 30

You make me Derp!

So when I was living in Houston, I had a neighbor who’s laptop had a virus. So while I was backing up his data before completely reinstalling Windows, I came across some very… risque photos of his girlfriend. It started to make me think of how some people are just very clueless about what exactly …

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